Pork, macadamia & apricot mini pasties

The humble pasty: delicious flaky pastry encasing whatever meaty-veggie goodness your heart desires. This is an adaption of a few different recipes but mostly Maggie Beer's version, except I've changed the flaky pastry to a slightly healthier model and the filling contains apricots and macadamias because ... they're just a winning combo (and I had a handful of leftover macadamias I needed to use).

Ingredients: flaky pastry

- 4 & 1/2 cups plain flour (plus extra for rolling/dusting)
- 12 tablespoons light greek yogurt
- 250g chilled chopped butter
- few tbs ice water

Ingredients: filling

- 500g pork mince
- 1 tbs olive oil
- one brown onion, finely chopped
- 3 cloves garlic, minced
- handful of chopped dried apricots
- handful of chopped macadamias
- 1 tsp salt
- 1 tsp cinnamon
- 1/2 tsp ground ginger
- 1/4 cup white wine or sherry
- pepper
- 1 egg + 1 tbs milk

Method:

Put the flour and butter in the food processor and whiz until resembling breadcrumbs.  Add the greek yogurt a few tablespoons at a time, pulsing until it starts to come together as a dough.  You may need to add some ice water to bring it together.  Turn out onto a floured bench and knead lightly until smooth, divide into two portions and shape into discs.  Wrap in cling-film and refrigerate for half an hour.

Put the raw pork mince into a large bowl and put to one side.  Heat the olive oil in a pan and add the onion, salt and garlic, frying gently until opaque.  Then add the cinnamon, ginger, apricots and macadamias, mix and fry until fragrant, then add the wine and let simmer over a low heat until reduced and sticky.  Let cool.

Add the onion mixture to the pork mince and mix thoroughly together with your hands, until well combined.  Set aside in the fridge.

Meanwhile, take the dough out and roll out until about 2mm thin.  Then, using a 12cm round cutter, cut out rounds and put to one side, re-rolling out and cutting until you have little to no dough left.

Take the mince mixture out of the fridge.  Take teaspoonfuls and put them in the middle of the pastry rounds, do this in batches of ten or more, so you have a bit of a production line going.  Brush around the edges with egg wash with one egg beaten with milk, and then fold the pastry over until it is a crescent shape, squeezing out any air.

Finally, gently press the edges together with your fingers so they are sealed, and place onto large trays lined with baking paper.  Brush the tops with remaining egg wash.

Bake at 200C for approximately 15 minutes, until browned on top.

Feel free to adapt them to your taste.  Pork can be replaced with lamb, apricots with cranberries or raisins, macadamias with pine nuts or almonds.  Have fun!

Titty Bikkies

Until I had a newborn of my own I had no idea bout such things as latching, supply, on-demand-feeding, nipple confusion, formula-nazis, nipple shields, and just the day to day relentless grind of having a tiny screeching thing attached to my chest pretty much 24/7.

Having a baby is wonderful, of course.  It's the most incredible thing ever and while I look back on that newborn baby time with a mixture of amazement (that I managed to come out the other side relatively unscathed, both mentally and physically) and nostalgia, it's bloody hard work.

We had a new addition to our family last week which made me a blood-aunty for the first time: my little sister had her baby.  My two year old is completely in awe and already smitten with this tiny creature. She begs to touch her face, wants to stare at her all day, and has been drawing picture after picture "for Aunty J's baby".

It's hard to know what to do when someone has a bub.  There are all these rules around what's appropriate and what isn't, when to visit, whether to visit at all for the first little while.  I used to wonder why people were so specific and strict particularly in that first month ... then I had my own and of course it made a lot more sense.  Feeling as if I'd been run over by a bus but at the same time having to settle and feed a constantly crying infant, still unsure how to change a nappy and in a sleep-deprived haze.  That feeling of being "raw", of walking around without a layer of skin.  Not being able to even think about doing something so simple as cooking a meal or having a shower.  Those early, early days are rough, perhaps tougher on some than on others, everyone (and every baby) is different.  But when someone close to me has a bub, I cook, and I bake.

These bikkies are supposed to get the milk flowing, which is helpful if you've got a hungry baby who sleeps best with a full tummy.  The 'secret' is the brewer's yeast and flaxseed.  And I guess, it can't hurt to just have some yummy snacks on hand for when you're tied to the lounge for hours.  This is my special recipe, using the least amount of sugar as possible and lots of healthy goodness packed inside.

Titty Bikkies

Ingredients:

1 cup coconut sugar (available in many health food stores)
1/2 cup rapadura sugar (or brown sugar if you can't get rapadura)
1 cup softened butter (or coconut oil for a healthier alternative)
2 eggs
2 cups SR flour (white or wholemeal)
4 tbs flaxseed meal
1 tbs vanilla
2 tsp cinnamon, ground
4 tbs brewer's yeast (health food stores generally stock it, don't use anything but brewer's yeast specifically)
pinch salt
3 cups thick-cut oats
1 cup dark choc chips (or dried fruit if preferred)

Method:

Beat the sugar and butter until fluffy, then add eggs and beat again.  Sift flour into another bowl and mix in all dry ingredients, then add dry ingredients to the butter & sugar mixture.  Stir to combine, adding a few tablespoons of water if too thick.  Roll table spoon sized balls of the mixture between palms and place on a baking tray, pressing down lightly with the back of a fork.  Bake at 170 degrees celsius for approx 8 minutes until lightly browned.

Another tip is to save a little raw mixture as it's purported to 'work' better than the cooked bikkies.  It's also just flaming delicious!

Australian Gingerbread

It's that time of year again, but rather than decorate my house in cheap tinsel (not that I have anything against cheap tinsel, I just haven't got around to it yet) I decided to make something I hadn't made in a long, LONG time: gingerbread.

I love the IDEA of gingerbread, I mean, how can you go wrong with brown sugar, spice and golden syrup as the star ingredients?  But when I bite into it ... I dunno.  I'm often hit with uber-ginger then get that bitter taste of all the mixed spice, and the texture also seems to miss the mark, all too often.  I like a subtle, cinnamon-y, slightly chewy with just a hint of crunch texture at the end.  Too particular?  Maybe.

Anyhoo.  I adapted this very easy recipe from Taste (check here for the original recipe if you're into more traditional flavoured gingerbread), which hit the spot.  I even gave the men a miss and made it all about the ladies, cutting out love-hearts and decorating them into bikini tops and bottoms.  They were a bit of a hit.

Ingredients:

- 125g butter, softened
- 1/2 cup brown sugar
- 1/2 cup golden syrup
- 1 egg, separated
- 2 & 1/2 cups plain flour
- 1 tsp ground ginger
- 1 tsp ground cinnamon
- 1 tsp bi carb soda
- 1 cup icing sugar (sifted)
- few drops green food dye
- few drops red food dye

How to:

Heat oven to 180 degrees C.  Beat the butter and sugar until pale, add the golden syrup, egg yolk, then gradually sift in the flour, bi carb and spices, and mix until combined.

Dust a clean bench with flour and knead together, pressing down to form a rough 'disc' shape.  Cover in plastic wrap and refrigerate for at least 30 mins.

Roll out between two sheets of baking paper, until about 3mm thick.  Cut as many shapes as you can, then re-roll and cut more.

Eat remaining raw dough (it's completely delicious and more-ish) with a strong coffee.  Okay you don't have to do that last part. But. Trust. Me. It's. That. Good.

Put onto a non stick (or paper lined) baking sheet and bake approx 20 mins until it starts to brown slightly.  Basically, the browner it is, the crunchier it will be.

Meanwhile make the icing, beat egg white until soft peaks form, then mix in the icing sugar.  Separate into two bowls and add a colour to each, mixing to combine.

Wait until the boobs/bums are cooled completely, then pipe the icing using either a piping bag and small round tip, or alternatively an old (clean) sauce bottle will also do the trick (and is easier for young kids who want to "help").

The Chocolate Quickie

Who doesn't love chocolate? You love it, I love it, everyone loves chocolate.  I especially love a Chocolate-Quickie-Custardy-Pud.  Four ingredients and five minutes to sweet, sweet ecstasy.

Ingredients

3 cups whole milk
1 block (about 200g) dark chocolate
1/3 cup raw sugar
1/4 cup cornflour

Method

Whisk together 1/2 cup of the milk with cornflour in a small bowl.  Heat the rest of the milk in a medium saucepan, whisk in the cornflour mixture, and heat until it thickens slightly. 

Add in chocolate, a few squares at a time, and whisk into the milk until it's all melted through.  Stir and heat until nice and thick, then pour into small bowls or jars.  Serve as-is or enjoy with fruit.

Optional:  Try adding some other flavours to the 'pud' like ground cinnamon, ginger, or even chilli. 

Moussaka (Greek "lasagne")

My introduction to moussaka happened on my first trip to Greece in 2000, and I've been hooked ever since (both to the dish and to Greek food in general).  If you google "moussaka recipe"you'll get about a bazillion different versions of this very famous and popular dish; some use potatoes, others only eggplant, some include zucchini or other vegetables.  I've tried loads of different recipes over the years and here's my favourite version, it uses mixed beans which makes it lighter and not so "meaty", but just as delicious and filling as the original.  You could even try sneaking in some finely chopped vegies.

Base Ingredients:

1kg mince (lamb is the authentic way but you can use any mince eg: pork, veal, beef, even turkey!)

two large eggplants (or 3-4 smaller ones)

1 large jar passata (Italian tomato sauce)

1 can of mixed beans

1/2 cup water

2 bay leaves

½ teaspoon cinnamon

¼ teaspoon nutmeg

¼ teaspoon allspice

1 brown onion (finely diced)

2 cloves garlic (crushed)

Bechamel topping Ingredients

100g salted butter

100g plain flour

600ml full cream milk

nutmeg

2 eggs (lightly whisked)

Grated cheese

Make Base:

Put onions and garlic in hot pan and sauté til tender, then add mince and brown.  Add passata, beans and water, bay leaves, cinnamon, nutmeg & allspice, stir and turn heat right down to lowest setting.  Simmer, stirring occasionally, until all the water has evaporated and the sauce is very thick (may take up to two hours). 

Meanwhile, cook the eggplant: slice into ½ cm slices and fry until just softened – I use the “George Foreman” grill without any oil.  BBQ also works well and adds a nice smoky flavour. 

Next, make the topping…

Make Bechamel topping:

Put butter and flour into large saucepan and melt, stirring, until combined and the mixture bubbles and changes colour.  It should go from light brown, to a cream colour, then back to a caramel colour.  This takes around five minutes, keep stirring while this happens.  Add all the milk and use a whisk to combine it together.  Let it heat, whisking every minute or two, until the mixture starts to thicken to a creamy consistency.  Add eggs and whisk again, at this point the mixture should thicken up a lot.  Once that happens, remove from heat, and add a sprinkle of nutmeg and white pepper for flavour.

Assemble Moussaka:

Divide eggplant into three batches, divide mince mix into two batches.

Put one layer of eggplant on the base of a large casserole dish, then put a layer of mince on top.  Add another layer of eggplant, and another layer of mince.  Finish with the last of the eggplant, then top with béchamel topping, and grate some cheese over the top.

 


Bake in a hot oven (180 degrees C) until brown on top, approx 25 minutes.

Disclaimer: NOT the most aesthetically pleasing dish this blog has seen, but as we know, looks can be very deceiving.  Especially where food is concerned.

Easy Benedict (with five minute hollandaise)

I woke today feeling totally disenchanted at the state of our political system and in dire need of some pampering.  With only eggs in the fridge and one stale slice of bread in the tin, I needed to get creative.

I'm gonna be straight up here.  I love hollandaise, but I don't have time or patience to muck around with  endless whisking and staring at the stovetop and measuring in bits of butter at set times.  I'm a "throw it all in the pan and mix like mad and hope for the best" kinda gal.  I know I'm not alone here.

Easy Benedict 

Ingredients:

3 egg yolks

approx 100g melted salted butter (microwave it!)

juice from one lemon

cracked pepper

eggs for poaching (or scrambling, or frying, or however you like them)

How to:

Put a small pan of water (about an inch) on to the stovetop and bring to a simmer.  On the top of the pan, place a bowl (not touching the water) and throw in the the egg yolks.  This is where you start whisking.  As you whisk the yolks, slowly pour in the melted butter, keep whisking the mixture until it starts to pale and thicken, then add the lemon juice.  Once you get to your desired level of thickeness, take it off the heat and add some pepper.  It should look a bit like this.

Poach or whatever your eggs.

Spoon over your awesome kick - butt, five minute hollandaise, and get into it.

 (Oh, and with the leftover egg whites, you can make this.)

Chocolate and date torte

At a local cafe recently I spied an interesting chocolatey, nutty, cakey thing and decided I must try it.  It was the most delectable chocolate nut torte, with a smattering of dates, of all things.  Their chewy earthy sweetness melted beautifully with the chocolate and I immediately went home to try making one myself (the cafe would not give up their recipe!).  This recipe is a mish-mash of a few different torte recipes found all over the internet, but I think this is one of the simpler ways of throwing it together on short notice.

Ingredients:

1 cup roughly chopped pitted dates (or any other dried fruit you like)

1 cup roughly chopped dark chocolate (or choc bits)

1 cup almond meal

4 egg whites

1/2 cup caster sugar

1/2 cup chopped walnuts (or any other nut)

Method:

Pre heat oven to 180C (or 160 fan-forced).  Line the bottom of a springform cake pan with baking paper. 

In a medium bowl, throw together the dates, chocolate, almond meal and nuts.  

In another bowl, beat together the egg whites and sugar until stiff peaks form.  

Fold the dry ingredients into the meringue, then spread into the cake pan.  

Bake for approx 45 minutes until lightly browned on top.  Cool, then remove cake from pan.  Serve with cream or ice-cream and a strong coffee.